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Hung over.
Can't find aspirin.
Afraid of sunlight!
Can't find aspirin.
Afraid of sunlight!
Current Mood: 
uncomfortable
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nakedgunchick
06 July 2008 @ 08:11 am
Head hurts...
04 July 2008 @ 08:26 am
Happy Independance Day!
01 July 2008 @ 07:49 pm
Posted for the broomhandle!
28 June 2008 @ 06:29 am
Hilarious!!
Current Mood: 
bouncy
bouncy28 June 2008 @ 05:55 am
Normally, I don't care about the pagents, but...
Newly crowned Miss Tennessee packs heat
She's a daddy's girl.
But don't think this year's Miss Tennessee is a pushover.
Ellen Carrington, 21, who was crowned Miss Tennessee on Saturday night, has a concealed weapons permit.
"I have a Smith & Wesson .40-caliber," Carrington told reporters on Sunday, "(with a) silver top and black body."
A Jackson native and senior at Union University, Carrington decided to get the permit because she was spending a lot of time traveling to and from Nashville at night. She said spending time at shooting ranges with her father, Pat, helped create an even deeper bond between the two.
Current Mood: 
happy
happy27 June 2008 @ 05:11 am
Hoorah!!!
The Supreme Court ruled with us on the Heller case!
Current Mood: ecstatic
ecstatic23 June 2008 @ 02:56 pm
When Cherie and Robert came over...
I have four heavy duty sawhorses at home, so I went to Home Depot and got a 4'x8' sheet of 3/4" plywood and a 4" hole saw. I set up the saw horses under one of the trees in the backyard and placed the plywood over them. Using the hole saw I made a portal in the appropriate spot. I borrowed a router from my neighbor and rounded the edges of the hole and then sanded them smooth. My favorite couple showed up about an hour later. I was fixing drinks in the kitchen when the door bell rang. Standing at my doorstep was Cherie; naked except for her high heels and strap-on. Robert was naked, blindfolded, hands cuffed behind his back, his balls strapped up with a half pound weight making them hang low. His chin was held up by the tall collar around his neck, to which his leash was fastened. Immediately, I went up to Cherie and pulled her into me. I lifted my right leg and wrapped it around her waist sucking that delicious dildo of hers up into my pussy. Since I was technically the one being fucked, I let her rape my mouth with her long tongue. After a few minutes standing like this, I disengaged, turned around and bent over so she could fuck me properly. Sensing my urgency, she dispensed with the preliminaries and grabbed my hips and began to fuck the hell out of me. I'm screaming for more and she is absolutely shredding my slot. After only a couple of minutes, I came violently with Cherie spanking my ass while her "cock" tore me up. At my peak, she ripped the dildo out of me and let go of my hips. I fell to the ground in a heap. All I could say was "Thanks sweetie".
Composing myself, I took Robert's leash and we led him to the back yard. We stretched him out on the plywood and stuffed his cock and tortured balls through the hole. All that was said to him was "Stay". Cherie hooked another half pound to his scrotum harness and we went inside to have lunch. We spent an hour for lunch eating food and each other. I took a turn with her strap-on and plowed her tight ass royally. I love the way she squeals!
After lunch, we retired to the back yard with a pitcher of drinks. Getting comfortable underneath the wood Robert was lying on, it was a unique perspective seeing only his equipment hanging through the hole. It was like an overhead gloryhole! We took our time flicking our tongues on his cock head and heavy balls. It was nice having a drink in one hand and his prick in the other! Sipping drinks and sucking cock, what fun! For the rest of the afternoon, we would tease him to the brink four or five times before speed milking him to a spewing orgasm. When we were done with him, we had emptied his balls seven times.
Composing myself, I took Robert's leash and we led him to the back yard. We stretched him out on the plywood and stuffed his cock and tortured balls through the hole. All that was said to him was "Stay". Cherie hooked another half pound to his scrotum harness and we went inside to have lunch. We spent an hour for lunch eating food and each other. I took a turn with her strap-on and plowed her tight ass royally. I love the way she squeals!
After lunch, we retired to the back yard with a pitcher of drinks. Getting comfortable underneath the wood Robert was lying on, it was a unique perspective seeing only his equipment hanging through the hole. It was like an overhead gloryhole! We took our time flicking our tongues on his cock head and heavy balls. It was nice having a drink in one hand and his prick in the other! Sipping drinks and sucking cock, what fun! For the rest of the afternoon, we would tease him to the brink four or five times before speed milking him to a spewing orgasm. When we were done with him, we had emptied his balls seven times.
Current Mood: satisfied
satisfied22 June 2008 @ 08:43 am
An idea to satisfy my craving.
I think Cherie and I will do this to Robert when they come over later!
Current Mood: horny
horny21 June 2008 @ 07:28 am
It is amazing where things end up!
In cleaning my home, I find things in the damdest places. A loaded 1911 magazine in the kitchen junk drawer. A box of condoms in the medicine cabinet. A credit card bill from last year in one of my coats!
Current Mood: 
curious
curious19 June 2008 @ 05:13 am
Back to normal.
I'm pretty much OK now. I can't still hear my Mom's voice in the back of my head. "Pick up your toys when you are done playing with them".
Current Mood: 
thoughtful
thoughtful18 June 2008 @ 05:33 am
Moving slowly
I got through the day yesterday fairly well after taking a fall off one of my vibrators. This morning; however, I can really feel it. I won't be getting out of 1st gear today!
Current Mood: sore
sore17 June 2008 @ 05:50 am
How to know it's going to be a bad day...
Wake up.
Go to the bathroom.
Don't see vibrator on the floor.
Step on vibrator.
Vibrator rolls out from underfoot.
You end up flat on your back.
Current Mood: 
pissed off
pissed off14 June 2008 @ 08:22 am
I am going antiqueing today but I doubt I'll find anything like this!
Current Mood: curious
curious12 June 2008 @ 05:47 am
Finally, a break.
So long heat wave! I swear it was just dragging me down. I had no energy to do anything outside of work. I love the beach and such, but this was brutal.
Current Mood: relieved
relieved
08 June 2008 @ 09:44 am
I put this on my "to check out later" list.
06 June 2008 @ 02:55 pm
Now if I can just get one of these gems!
05 June 2008 @ 04:12 pm
A shameless plug I know...
The Stockroom has some of the greatest stuff and better prices and selection than the local sex shop!
Current Mood: horny
horny